children toys ireland

a few for you lot out there xxx funny or not xxx?
A mouse finds a viarga and eats it. An hour later he’s running around the kitchen going “Where’s the f**king pussy?”
What’s long, hard and full of s*men?
A submarine
A 2 seater aeroplane crashed on an Ireland cemetery yesterday.. After going thought the crash site over 1000 were found dead.. Death toll expected to rise with further excavation..
A man walks into a psychiatrists ward wearing shorts made out of cling wrap.. The doctor took one look at him and said “I can clearly see your n*ts”
Two Blondes walk into a bar
You woulda thought one of them woulda seen it!
What do christmas trees and priests have in common?
Their b*lls are just for decoration!
What does an electric train toy and a woman’s bre*sts have in common?
Both were intended for children but no one can gets Dad’s hands off either of them.
What is the difference between “light” and “hard”?
You can sleep with a light on.
hahhahah
umm hate to ask………….but what was the 1st one
did get it !
Baby Wee-Wee Advert – Ireland
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Kathy Ireland Home Valance … |
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Kathy Ireland Chambre Pillow, Mr. Pep $9.95 1363 The chambre pillow can provide utmost comfort to your loved one. Besides comfort, your baby will love the colorful vibrancy of Mr. Pep chambre pillow. Features: -Chambre pillow. -Mr. Pep collection. -Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron. -100pct Cotton 230 TC 100pct polyester…. |
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Kathy Ireland Mobile, Mr. Pep $39.99 1392 Accessories not includedMr. Pep musical mobile will attach to virtually any crib and give visual stimulation to your baby. The mobile has a soft musical melody that will help soothe the baby to sleep. Features: -Musical mobile. -Mr. Pep collection. -Musical mobile will help soothe baby to sleep. -Once done with the mobile, you can clip the strings off and use as stuffed toys. -Machine wash c… |
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Black Cauldron – Large $22.99 … |
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Shamrock Sunglasses $1.99 Be the King or Queen of this years St. Patrick’s day celebration with these shamrock shaped sunglasses. UV400 Protective lenses assure that those ultra-violet rays do not damage your eyes while the vibrant glitter green shamrock designs assures your eyes are the only things people are looking at. A great item and priced to sell…. |
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Beer Roll Tickets $15.99 … |
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Leprechaun Child Costume … |
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Child Lucky Leprechaun Costume $42.99 This Child Lucky Leprechaun costume includes: a deluxe green velvet like jacket with attached satin under dress, a matching hat, a black belt, a matching bow tie, and a fabric black pot accessory. This is a great toddler leprechaun costume for St. Patrick’s day. Available in Sizes: Small (size 4-6), Medium (size 8-10), and Large (size 12-14). NOTE: This costume seems to run small…. |
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Two Dozen (24) Mini Irish St. Patrick’s Day Rubber Ducks $6.25 Hosting a St. Patricks Day theme party? At 1-1/2″ each, these little ducks are just the right size to set atop cupcakes and let the guests take home their own little duck as a party favor. Lots of great uses for these decorative little duckies! You’ll receive an assortment of the 4 styles shown, for a total of 24. These do not float upright. They do have a small hole in their beak for squirting wa… |
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Fin M’Coul: The Giant of Knockmany Hill $3.77 Tomie de Paola. Fin M Coul’s wife, Oonagh, helps him outwit his arch rival, Cucullin. Paperback…. |
